Innspillinger
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[The Original & True Ver (The Good Ship Venus)][] *Kilde:YouTube*  
[Sex Pistol - Friggin’ in the Riggin][] *Kilde:YouTube*

Tekst
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*Melodi: In and Out the Windows (ish…)*

On the good ship Venus  
by Christ you should have seen us  
the figurehead  
was a whore in bed  
sucking a dead man’s penis.

The captain’s name was Lugger  
by Christ he was a bugger  
he wasn’t fit  
to shovel shit  
from one ship to another.

And the second mate was Andy  
by Christ he had a dandy  
till they crushed his cock  
on a jagged rock  
for cumming in the brandy.

The third mate’s name was Morgan  
by God he was a gorgon  
from half past eight  
he played till late  
upon the captain’s organ.

The captain’s wife was Mabel  
and by God was she able  
to give the crew  
their daily screw  
upon the galley table.

The captain’s daughter Charlotte  
was born and bred a harlot  
Her thighs at night  
were lily white  
by morning they were scarlet.

The cabin boy was Kipper  
by Christ he was a nipper  
he stuffed his ass  
with broken glass  
and circumcised the skipper.

The captain’s lovely daughter  
liked swimming in the water.  
Delighted squeals  
came when some eels  
found her sexual quarters.

The cook his name was Freeman  
and he was a dirty demon  
and he fed the crew  
on menstrual stew  
and hymens fried in semen.

And the ship’s dog was called Rover  
and we turned the poor thing over  
and ground and ground  
that faithful hound  
from Teneriff to Dover.

When we reached our station  
through skilful navigation  
the ship got sunk  
in a wave of spunk  
from too much fornication.

On the good ship Venus  
by Christ you should have seen us  
the figurehead  
was a whore in bed  
sucking a dead man’s penis.

  [The Original & True Ver (The Good Ship Venus)]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLotX3HE-4c
  [Sex Pistol - Friggin’ in the Riggin]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC8ra7n6Bx8